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Tea Shop

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Iroh looked around at everyone in his teashop. It was a great day; the war was finally over and it was the grand re-opening of his teashop, The Jasmine Dragon. It was so nice to see everyone together. Even Azula was with them and she found someone as well. It was nice to see, yet, very strange of her choice.

“If you keep doing that, I’m going to fry you!” Azula glared at her boyfriend.

“Ah!” Foamy screamed. He still became overly excited whenever he saw Aang. Azula thought she had it under control by now, but apparently she hadn’t.

“That’s it!” Azula snarled. Before she had time to strike, Foamy fainted from excitement.

“Nice going Crazy!” Toph shouted at Azula. It was the joke for everyone how Azula couldn’t keep a man standing too long.

“The Boulder is unsure if he likes this kind of joking.” The Boulder announced. He tried getting on Azula’s good side just so he wouldn’t be fried, like Haru had been.

“The Boulder better make up his mind. And fast!” Toph yelled at The Boulder. “Before I do something about it!”

The Boulder seemed to be thinking a moment before answering. “The Boulder is far too concerned with the Blind Bandit to think about anything or anyone else.”

“Good answer.” She smiled at him.

“Haha! It sounds like the Boulder is whipped!” Hahn laughed. Toph didn’t take too kindly to this and Hahn soon found himself encased to the neck in earth. “Never mind.” He meekly stated.

“Oh, Hahn, sweetie! Are you alright?” Ty Lee ran over to where he was.

“I’m better now that you are here.” He sighed as he looked at his beautiful girlfriend.

“Oh!” She giggled. “You’re too sweet.”

“You will never see a stranger sight.” Sokka shook his head. “Don’t you agree?”

Smellerbee just looked at Sokka. “I think you shouldn’t be talking.”

“Oh. Ok.” He hung his head. “I guess you’re right.”

“Of course I’m right.” She smiled at him.

Iroh ignored the rest of their conversation. He never understood that one. He always thought Sokka and Suki would be together. Guess things changed. Speaking of Suki, where was she? He looked around and finally found her, with Aang of course.

“Come on Aang, that’s not how you do it.” Suki smiled as she tried to show Aang a move.

“Oh? Can you teach me again?” He smiled at her before he kissed her.

“Of course. I’d love to.” She giggled as she carefully placed her arms around Aang, showing him the advanced move.

“Oh, aren’t they just so cute?” Katara sighed with that dreamy look in her eyes.

“I guess so.” The Duke shrugged. He wasn’t sure if he liked how Katara was acting.

“They are! I’m so glad you agree with me honey!” She kissed his cheek. “I don’t care if you are half my size and probably half my age, I just love you!”

The Duke just looked at her as if she was crazy. “You’re crazy, you know that.”

“I know.” She sighed before knocking over a cart of cabbages.

“My cabbages!” The Cabbage Merchant cried out.

“I’m sorry.” Katara apologized before running off. Maybe he wouldn’t notice anything.

“My poor cabbages!” He cried out once again.

“There is nothing wrong with them. Everything is fine.” Joo Dee smiled her big smile.

“How can you say that? It’s my cabbages!” He exclaimed.

“Nothing is wrong in Ba Sing Se.” She smiled. “Not even your cabbages, my dear.”

He couldn’t take anymore and quickly ran off. She, of course, followed right behind him. Along the way she passed Long Feng and smiled at him too. He was too preoccupied with his girlfriend to notice anything else.

“I’m really happy we are together Long Feng. You have brainwashed me so much, I don’t even know anything at all!” Ursa smiled, obviously brain-dead.

“That’s good to hear.” Long Feng smirked. He was slowly plotting his revenge. Ursa was his key! At least, that’s what he told everyone.

Iroh looked away. Some things just shouldn’t be seen at all. What he saw next was one of those things. Of all people Mai could be with, this was who she choose?

“I’m bored.” Mai sighed.

“We can always ride the slides!” King Bumi exclaimed with his goofy smile.

Mai looked at him and turned away. “I’m bored. Find me something to eat.”

King Bumi was more than happy to listen to her. Well, he was just plain happy. And crazy. Zuko was just glad Mai found someone and wasn’t too mad at him. He walked up next to his Uncle and sighed. Today was really a good day.

“It’s so nice to see everyone together.” Zuko smiled.

“It is. I just wish there was someone for you.” Iroh winked.

“My, you have big ears!” Zuko paled as he heard a certain voice behind him. Turning around would only confirm what he feared, but he had to anyways.

“Meng, it’s so good to see you.” Zuko attempted to smile.

“You too Zuko!” She winked at him before chasing him down for a kiss.

Yes, today was really a nice day for everyone. It was nice to see everyone together, yet Iroh couldn’t help feel that he wished the war was still going on. He looked at the moon and hoped she was in better luck than everyone here.

“My, you’re looking lovely today. Come here often?” Jet smiled at the moon spirit.

“I’m the moon spirit. Of course I’m here.” Yue rolled her eyes. It was the same thing he said to her every day. She was growing tired of it. Some things just never changed.
Ahoy! Crack ships sailing like crazy! Now you see why I'm the queen of off the wall crack ships. (If you didn't already know.)

No, I wasn't high or :drunk: when I wrote it. I was actually about to go to sleep and an idea hit me about Suki and Aang. And Azula and Foamy. Of course all of these seemed obvious to me and I wondered why no one did them before. But that's just me.

Yes, I know it kills Kataang and Zutara, but when has that ever stopped me? Besides, it makes as much sense as that crazy "Sozin's Comet" book.

I haven't seen any of these crazy ships together, but if you have, let me know. And, if anyone wants to draw any of these ships together, let me know too.

Avatar and it's characters belong to Nick, Mike and Bryan. Not me.
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shivani660's avatar
freaky.but i like it. Katara and he duke? *shiver* and even worse Ursa with Long Feng? that's just gross!